The Case of the Mysterious Green Glitter Gunk

I really can't explain what happened. I put all of Clark's clothes, and I mean all of them, into the BRAND NEW DRYER, and they all came out looking like this. Green glittery gunk all over them. And my BRAND NEW DRYER. To this day, I have no idea what the heck this stuff was. And how do you remove it when you don't know what it is? I didn't have any idea what I was dealing with. Crayon? Eye makeup? Glitter glue? We have none of these things in the house, mind you.


But I will say this. Shout is a miracle product. After researching for over an hour about stain removal techniques, I had to resort to just spraying them all down with Shout because I had just purchased, as if by some freaky twist of fate, a 60 ounce refill bottle. It took me an hour and the entire 60 ounces to spray Shout onto every inch of Clark's clothes. My hand cramped. I was miserable. I let them all soak overnight and held my breath, literally, as I put them in the wash the next morning...and PRESTO CHANGO! No Green Gunk! That, my friends, was a miracle, through and through.

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KatieKate said…
Well, what in tarnation is the gunk? We simply have to know. I'm calling the dryer people.

And, I cannot BELIEVE that it all came out. That is truly amazing. It restores my faith a little.

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